Randomly Sane House Rules

That's right, rules. You may run Willy Nilly through other websites, but while you are here, you are expected to show some respect. These are not guidelines, they are RULES and you danged well better follow them. Or else. You have been warned.

1. No clicking on Dick's face. How would you like it if I put a mouse in your face? I thought so.
   
   
2. No nudity. If anybody's going to be naked around here, it's going to be me. And trust me, you don't want that.
   
   
3. No marriage proposals. Oh, you can ask somebody else if you're that stupid, but leave me alone.
   
   
4. No crying. Take it to somebody who cares. We're having fun here.

More rules will be posted soon. This will get you started. Please take a receipt. Good until cancelled.